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To stop receiving these emails, Unsubscribe View In Your Browser FREE USPS PRIORITY ORDERS $100+ FREE UPS 2-DAY ORDERS $150+ FREE UPS NEXT DAY ORDERS $250+ FREE USPS PRIORITY ORDERS $100+ FREE UPS 2-DAY ORDERS $150+ FREE UPS NEXT DAY ORDERS $250+ If you've been curious about how we ensure the highest quality for our products, or which Kratom strain might suit your day - we got you covered!    We've pulled together the most common questions we hear from our community and packed them into this handy FAQ.  To make it easier, our Kratom strains are broken down into 3 easily digestible categories: Fast, Moderate, and Slow!  Fast strains are normally the best for productivity, pro-social mindset, energy, and encouraging a vibrant lifestyle. Slow strains are better for encouraging a sense of well-being, temporary reduction in general discomfort, and restful sleep. Moderate strains provide a balanced effect between Slow and Fast strains. Once you determine which speed most interests you, you can explore even more options within that speed category. Yes! All of our Kratom is sent to 3rd party labs for rigorous testing. From there, it's returned to us for final quality assurance and packaging in our AKA GMP-certified facility.

It's our commitment to making you happy - no matter what. 1. Return Anything That You Don't Like  You will NEVER get stuck with a batch or strain that you don't like. If something isn't right, please reach out to us. We'll make it right. 2. Experienced Customer Service Who Use Kratom Our customer service team is simply the best. They use Happy Hippo Kratom daily and can provide advice from personal experience to make sure you're on the right track. 3. Silly Fast Shipping (Faster than Amazon!)  We talk more about this below. 4. Small Batch, Alkaloid-Rich Kratom We are certified by the American Kratom Association's GMP standards. Our Kratom is packaged in small batches, lab-tested, and sterilized at 180 degrees. Our product is pesticide-free as well. Our Fulfillment is silly fast. We get the majority of orders out on the same business day.  SAME-DAY SHIPPING ON PAID ORDERS SUBMITTED BY: M-F: 3 pm MST (5 pm EST)  SAT: 10 am MST (1 pm EST) Our top 2 best-selling Kratom strains are Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da) and Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da).   Our customers also love our Kratom Extract Shots and delicious Kratom Extract Taffy!  Flavored Kratom Powder SHOP NOW Hyper Hippo SHOP NOW Kratom Extract Shot SHOP NOW Must be 21 years or older to purchase Kratom. The US FDA Has Not Approved Kratom as a Dietary Supplement. We do not ship to the following states, cities, and counties in the US where Kratom is restricted: Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wisconsin, Sarasota County, Union County, Denver, San Diego. Furthermore, Kratom is also restricted in the following countries where shipment cannot be executed: Australia, Burma, Denmark, Finland, Israel, Lithuania, Malaysia, Myanmar, Poland, Romania, South Korea, Sweden, Thailand, United Kingdom, and Vietnam.   To speak with a Happy Hippo Customer Service representative, simply reply to this email. 😊   If you don't like us, you can unsubscribe, but we can take a hint, so maybe manage your preferences instead?